a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
(via myscriptisahorcrux)
“Maybe you’re right. I’m not as good as a dancer as you are. But I’m just as good as a singer, maybe even better.”
(Source: heavenlytales, via msalysono)
today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder
so what did you do today
(Source: castiel-is-falling, via two-knoted-cock-slap)
